#the day nat and steve meet #she makes a joke about him being really old #do you think she does this to him every day #oH LOOK STEVE LET’S GO INTO THIS ANTIQUE SHOP #IM GONNA SEE HOW MUCH THEY’LL PAY ME FOR YOU #despite him being physically like #30 or whatever #she insists on putting 95 candles on his birthday cake #and taking him to museums and telling him where in the dinosaur exhibit he would probably be #she asks him if it was cool back when the mayflower came over to america #did you have fun building the continental railroad #did you swim across the pacific and make a trek to visit Jesus or did you just stay in america all the time #i bet these jokes are daily and they never stop #and somehow they always get steve to laugh
but god, just notice you’re both looking at the sky
“When was the last time you were a l o n e ? You can’t remember, can you?”
"You said it yourself, bitch. We’re the guardians of the galaxy."
so I somehow managed to drop my laptop on my face and now I’m bleeding and icing my nose??????
Amazing Ygritte and Arya Stark Cartoon Illustrations by Pedrita Parker
Janet van Dyne in Avengers Earth’s Mightiest Heroes
today some freshman boy called me ma’am as he held a door open for me and it made me v uncomfortable